Written by daniel
Saturday, 27 September 2008 21:08
Recent studies show that 99% of the time Bluetooth Headsets make you look like an idiot. It's science. Also, If you were offended by the banner caption - Calm down, we meant queer in its traditional definition ("strange" or "odd"). If you weren't offended, then bluetooth headsets are fucking gay...
The Situation
Someone appears to be ranting loudly in public… and to no one at all. Usually your first thought is that this person is crazy, until you see the little device attached to their ear, known as the Bluetooth headset. This device allows people to talk on their cell phone, hands free. It really is a great solution if you need to multitask in the office or around the house.
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Now here is the problem - Almost every time I have witnessed someone talking on their Bluetooth, their hands are COMPLETELY free. They wave their hands around like a retard while making annoying gestures. Instead of confusing the shit out of everyone around you, it would be much appreciated if you'd just pick up your goddamn phone and hold it to your ear.
Bluetool
A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
Example: Bluetool: Heyyy, how are you? Megan: I'm great, and yourself? Bluetool: Oh, sorry Megan. I wasn't talking to you, I'm on a call.
Also, there is no reason for a 10 year old to be walking down the street with one of these things in their ear. For some reason they have become a fashion trend for little kids….almost like some sort of accessory. One they just put on to look “cool”
Still Confused?
Take a look at this example: Exhibit A does not need a bluetooth headset, however Exhibit B may need one. As soon as there is no need for the device he should remove it from his ear.
When abused, bluetooth headsets are complete FAIL Article by: daniel
